Had great fun watching the French Open over the weekend especially with my desire Maria Sharapova winning, the reason I had my bedroom soundproofed (give me a call when you want Maria, I am ready for you again).
Anyway, the woman's tournament was where it was at, what with the interminable ball bouncing before serving from Djokovic and Nadal. Also what the hell is it with Nadal and his nose and ear flicking every time to prepares to serve? They have a cheek having a go at the ladies grunting after that joke.
Also clay, what the hell is that all about? The only good thing for clay is making pots, not bleeding tennis court surfaces.
A £4 million lottery winner appeared in court this week after being charged with benefit fraud. He seeked no publicity when he won the jackpot off Camelot, and after appearing on at least one cover of the national newspapers its fair to say that it worked very well.
Always having been a bit concerned about the lack of awareness of Northampton, and the often confusion between Northampton and Nottingham, it was even more concerning that even the person pretending to be The Queen on Twitter managed to get Northampton mixed up with Nottingham on Wednesday.
Poor old Harry Rednapp has found himself out of a job despite having pretty good success, unfortunately pretty good success counts for nothing in football. Fortunately though after the 19th June, I am sure there will be a national side looking for a new manager.
Fast Girls is at the cinemas from today. This sounded just like my kind of film. Then I heard that it was really full of lots of racy girls, and it sounded even better. Then I heard it was about athletics...
We have seen both Madonna's breast and her bum in the last week in her stage shows. So expect to see Midge, I mean Madge getting her, erm toenails out soon.
On the bright side at 53, I understand that she is just old enough to have got Wayne Rooney up for his return next Tuesday.
So England started off with an "awesome" draw against France the other night and tonight to help their chances of getting out the group they need to beat Sweden who they have never beaten in a competitive game before. Plane tickets home ordered?
Anyway back to Maria and let's have a close up of them red knickers again to pass the time.
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