Friday 20 July 2012

The Friday Fry-Up - 20th July 2012

Condensed moments of madness from the past week.


The Boss Bruce Springsteen and Sir Paul McCartney were rudely unplugged on Saturday night due to them passing there noise curfew. All I can say to this is where the hell were these guys when Cheryl Cole was polluting the air during the Jubilee concert?


What the hell does G4S boss have on his head. I am sure that it is next doors guinea pig.


Finally gave up on summer for this year and got out the winter coats. It has been so depressing so far this year, that I watched Wallander again to lighten my mood. I believe in the middle of July, you are not meant to stand and think which coat you are going to put on when you go out. #summerrage


Nadal has withdrawn from the Olympics I see for this year, so Andy Murray is going to have to come up with some other reason for not winning again.


Poor Amir Khan he gets knocked down, and he gets back up again, he gets knocked down, and still won't retire. He needs to give up like Audrey Harrison did and just go on Strictly Come Dancing. Although he may well get knocked out in the first round...


Following Lord Coe's interview this morning regarding "possibly" being able to wear Nike trainers among other things, I think it would be safe to assume that the best bet is for people to go naked to the Olympics. At least then it will be very much in the tradition of the ancient Olympics where competitors competed in the nude. The very thought of which has made me come over all dizzy having thought who is competing.

At least Victoria Pendleton is already ahead of the game in this respect.

Off to have a lie down now with all these thoughts...

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