Ten Things I Wish I Hadn't Done Before The End Of The World

1. Had that banana and mango curry.
2. Played that music at maximum volume for the whole street/neighbourhood to hear.
3. Voted for Katrina and Tom on So You Think You Can Dance.
4. Watched the first half of a rugby match, to then find that I had to watch the second half.
5. Come onto Gary in the newsagent, who is opening batsman for the "other" side.
6. Put cat turds through my neighbours letterbox.
7. Bought and read the Daily Mail.
8. Phoned Rupert Murdoch and said "Yes I would love every single one of your great values services for a fixed term of 24 months."
9. Set the digi box to record Britain's Got Talent.
10. Made an idle comment about a footballer on Twitter.