Wednesday 4th
I found my idiot owner watching a video this morning. It was a grainy video of the garden and in infra-red. I sat on the back of the chair and watched it. Although it wasn't clear, it depicted the incident that I heard at four the other morning.
Hamish the American Shorthair burst into the garden through a bush all teeth showing and attacked Barry the Persian while he was nibbling on some grass. He pinned him to the ground near the gnomes and laid into him for five minutes. I have never seen so much fur flying.
At the end of the fight a completely startled Barry was dumped unceremoniously into the pond, where he looked like he was nibbled by the goldfish.
Thursday 5th
My idiot owner gave me a table this morning asking me to select a food for the next month.
He wanted me to put a cross in one box. How insane! I numbered them one to six instead.
Friday 6th
There was no food for me this morning when I got up, apparently there needs to be a recount, with hope for food later today. :(
Saturday 7th
Slept all day due to lack of food yesterday.
Sunday 8th
I was looking through the paper this morning and was horrified to find that my idiot owner had sent a compromising picture of me in. You could see everything, it is an outrageous infringement of my privacy. All he was after was a prize, he has no morals. I am thinking of going to Europe over this.
Monday 9th
I went out the garden this morning and had a stroll down the street. I am sure someone was following me. I think it is the catarazzi.
Tuesday 10th
Slept in a dark room all day with a pillow over my head. I am getting very self conscience about this, I have lost all respect I never had for my idiot owner.
Thursday 5th
My idiot owner gave me a table this morning asking me to select a food for the next month.
Friday 6th
There was no food for me this morning when I got up, apparently there needs to be a recount, with hope for food later today. :(
Saturday 7th
Slept all day due to lack of food yesterday.
Sunday 8th
I was looking through the paper this morning and was horrified to find that my idiot owner had sent a compromising picture of me in. You could see everything, it is an outrageous infringement of my privacy. All he was after was a prize, he has no morals. I am thinking of going to Europe over this.
Monday 9th
I went out the garden this morning and had a stroll down the street. I am sure someone was following me. I think it is the catarazzi.
Tuesday 10th
Slept in a dark room all day with a pillow over my head. I am getting very self conscience about this, I have lost all respect I never had for my idiot owner.
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