A Small Mind, A Huge Member.

I thought I would share with you that I auditioned for an adult movie once. I call it an adult movie, sounds better than a porno doesn't it. No? OK, fair enough. Anyway, just my arrival was quite an eventful situation and I thought that I would share that with you first.

I arrived at the "establishment" one quiet, and actually in my defense, a cold morning. A creepy, sneaky little building on the outskirts of town. They had an intercom which listed several companies, but it was obvious which one I was after, didn't sound like it would be "Crafty Caterers", or "Blind That Light, so I settled for pressing the button for "Erectile Functions". Thankfully it was the right one and there was a big dong (yeah baby) and the door latch released.

I made myself up the shaft like staircase and entered smoothly and without a hitch through the doorway at the top. Upon entering I was met by a man in leather trousers.

'Hello there' he said, 'you have come too early.'
'How can you tell with my trousers on?' I replied, 'Is there a stain?'
He looked at me, I looked at him, he looked at me, who wouldn't.
'Anyway' he said 'Thanks for coming.'
I went to say something, he stopped me with a wave of his hand.
'If you could go through to the other room, enter that passage there...'
'Sorry I can't see her' I replied.
'I mean the corridor' he corrected with a sigh, 'Follow it down to the end and enter...' he paused and looked at me, then finished '...the door on the left.'
I did as requested and entered a room full of people seated in chairs around the room walls.
They were an interesting lot, an awesome array of men and ladies of all shapes and sizes. Let me be clear I checked the sizes mainly of the ladies, as I am a mans man.
I was looking forward to working with these ladies in, of course a professional capacity, despite the fact that I had come early at the interview. And sadly this time it was true...

I wanted to share more with you now, but I have got myself overexcited remembering this now and have got to clear something up...