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A story like no other.
A story of food.
A story of burgers.
A story of a job.


THE DIARY OF A MacDONALD'S KID

Monday 16th May

Started my new job today, £4.92p an hour! Thank you so much MacDonald's, in ten years I shall have enough money to buy that iPhone.

Tuesday 17th May

Flipped ten burgers today before dropping one on the floor. Gave the eleventh to an ugly bloke who came in. Watched him eat it from behind a pillow, don't think he noticed all them things sticking to it.

In the afternoon some awesome crumpet came in for a Big Mac. Resisted the urge to comment on her impressive big ones. I just popped off to the bathroom as quick as I could.

Wednesday 18th May

Accidentally I got too close to Kelly this morning. I apologised, but she has threatened to report me for sexual harassment all day. She is difficult to avoid in the cramped kitchen, you could get enough meat off her to provide the supply for a week.

Thursday 19th May

Got wedged in the doorway with Kelly this morning. I nearly fitted in between her bangers and I really didn't know where to look. She stared right into my eyes and grabbed hold of my nether regions. So much for her reporting me, I feel violated and not in a good way.

Friday 20th May

Got sacked this morning for being sexually aggressive to Kelly. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot french fry. Anyway starting a new job at Burger King on Monday, so I don't care.

Coming soon

The Diary Of A Burger King Kid

Kelly's Revenge