A Statement By A Small Mind.

Following my in depth and exploratory investigations via a convert operation within the media and newspaper mediums, I have managed to discover a number of the so-called Super-Injunction stories. I at no point see that these court cases are vindicated and therefore I wish now to expose those that have seeked their secrecy.
The following took place in the last three months. The footballer **** ***** dressed as a leather clad ***** and inserted his **** into a holster for a crowd of *******. During this event ****** **** had his ears repeatedly slapped while he sat upon the racing horse **************. A crowd of nuns were also in attendance and they took great pleasure in ******* the aforementioned footballers ******** while the ears of ****** **** were pinned to the side of a donkey.

The following evening the two above were also joined by ***** ********** for a further event of disgusting ******** and water polo and at half time drank Pims and poured the remainder all over the ******* of the television personality ****** *******. Mr Blobby, another former and shamed TV star also joined the party and along with the long-term out of work ****** ********* entertained those in attendance with an outrageuous and wholy disgusting performance of the scene from the film **** **** ****. This entertained the sick and twisted individuals present and many of them, including **** ******, ******* ******** and ***** *********** also joined in.

The whole event was recorded and a censored version is currently on www.************.com. This reveals none of those present due to clever blurring of faces and ***** and ******** and the animals present. However I am happy to reveal in these passages all of those present and with no shame upon my record.

Unfortunately although this piece was hoped to be released uncensored, events have transpired that now means certain areas have still had to be censored. I am looking for a MP to use his privalages to provide me with a cat island, new glass for my conservatory and to also issue this statement unsensored shortly. Until then I would like to make clear that Mr Blobby never has seeked a super-injunction for these events, and he only wishes to be back in the limelight once again like that little person with the funny blouses and silly beard.