Cowelling away.

So people are saying that the great almighty Simon Cowell is losing his grip on world domination. Things he wants are no longer happening and decisions are being made for him. Shame.

This has been brought to a head with the removal of Cheryl Cole, who the good old American audience cannot understand, because of course in America there really is no difference in how people speak across the whole country! So remove someone they can't understand and replace with someone whose name they cannot spell. Much better, especially for the audience that cannot write anyway.

So from the country that bought us unintelligible (c)Rap and the worst kind of lingo from the backstreet's of the "hood" we have to take this preaching of non-comprehension.

This from a country that loves the British accent, as long as it is delivered with a plum in its mouth, or should that be up its arse? They want our ideas, and our people on their shows, then they wish to remove the people from the person.

So what if they don't understand the judging panel, most of the singing you can't understand or even hear over the blaring music anyhow. As long as the moronic audience can see that can of Pepsi on the desk in front of the panel what are the producers worried about?