Condensed moments of madness from the past week.
I went to see the begining of the Olympic Flame relay on Saturday and spent over two hours waiting for the arrival. Finally realised that I had got the map upside down and was in the wrong place.
Spent all of Saturday night in a police cell after an altercation at a "Free Cash Machine". I mean how was I meant to understand what that really means?
I see this week that not long after we were all able to take a P again thanks to the return of Blockbusters, we may now see the return of Catchphrase too. For A Small Mind the eighties was where is was to be, the best decade ever and with all these returns he has never felt so in fashion.
I see that the new Big Brother house has been revealed this week and the plan is for it to be a den of iniquity. Where do I sign the forms?
With the weather hitting red hot temperatures, A Small Mind stripped off all, and I mean all ladies and topped up his tan in the garden.
How was I to know that the Rose Garden of the local park was not "appropriate" for this kind of thing.
My main member is now red hot. Not because of the sun, but because I have just finished seeing Nicole Kidman in The Paperboy previews and Kylie's new music video "Timebomb".
I see that the TV series House has just finished in the US. I have never seen the series, but who would have guessed that a show about a bingo hall could run for eight years.
A Small Mind is primed and ready for the glories ahead in tomorrows annual Eurovision Song Contest. Whether it be ancient grannies or flailing haired freaks (yes, Jedward, looking at you), I will sacrifice numerous hours of my life as usual with little reward. If I survive, as last year expect a full review sometime...
Just a week after that other disco queen Donna Summer passed away, disco king Robin Gibb has also died. A Small Mind donned his famous white suit and jived on down to one of their many hits.
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