Following the staggering victory of Pudsey the dancing dog, it has been confirmed that a world tour is shortly to begin. Concern has already been raised regarding the South Korea leg of the tour.
I can confirm that A Small Minds prowess has always been impressive and therefore is has come as no surprise that I will be acting as the main male member in the recently confirmed movie version of "Fifty Shades Of Grey".
Upon hearing news that our dear friend Rebekah Brooks is being charged with all them naughty things, her equally sinister husband protested that the poor old bat would never get a fair trial because of all that vicious media type stuff. Much akin to all the shit the News of the Scum preached about really innocent people.
Happily described as a witch hunt by Rebekah, A Small Mind rubs his hands with excitement because he knows that these always end with a bit of excitement and most certainly the just deserts.
Greece most certainly is not the word, the word is Drachma.
Bought a share in Facebook, this time next year I will be a millionaire!
Got a bucket of water at the ready for that flame when it passes by.
Finally it is farewell to that lady that I do all my disco jiving to when not disco jiving to the Bee Gees. R.I.P. Donna Summer.
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