Condensed moments of madness from the past week.
Britain's Got Talent on everyday this week. I am absolutely giddy with excitement...
Mad bad Nadine Dorries was spouting off again at the weekend, and for once she was nearly making some sense. Stating that the end was nigh for poor old Cameron and Clegg.
However a couple of days later it was so lovely to see the happy couple renewing their wedding vows. Fortunately we were spared the kiss.
The loving looks that Clegg and Cameron were giving one another was apparently what caused Barack Obama to come out...
... regarding his support for Gay marriage.
What's the difference between Nancy Dell'olio and Pudsey on Britain's Got Talent?
Red head on the rack. Not my cellar, its the Leveson enquiry!
I saw that the Incredible Hulk was fifty years old this week. A few people that I was out recently with didn't like me when I turned green. Without doubt that food was off, and I can only apologise for bringing it back over that ladies lovely smart dress.
Just got back from a screening of How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Had a car run at me in the car park, slapped in the face by the chap who took my ticket and was racially abused by the lady who bought the ice creams round. Apparently it was all part of the Mel Gibson experience.
Edited highlights of Prince Charles' wonderful weather forecast:
"The north shall see rather a lot of that filthy rainy stuff, therefore sadly you are lightly to get pissed on."
"The wind in the west is going to be terribly annoying to one's hair. It can get awfully unmanageable at the best of times, this simply won't do."
"The south however shall see some jolly nice sun, so one shall have to be careful that ones giant ears don't get sunburned."
"The midlands will see some miserable conditions, but that is only because Edward and Andrew are visiting the area."
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