I was thinking about all this hacking controversy yesterday and suddenly thought that perhaps my phone may have been subject to this, allegedly. Surely I am allegedly more important than the likes of Sienna Miller and Andy Gray? I would have thought that even A Small Mind™ would be better than none at all regarding Andy Gray.
The point I am saying is that I think I have been hacked (allegedly), strange things have been happening that do not seem to compute.
I ordered a pizza on my phone a couple of weeks ago, I told no one about this at all and then the next day I had three pizza menus come through the letter box. That never happens does it, why on earth would you get three all in one day, no sense.
However there was more to come. I anonymously phoned the council last week about the dog next door fouling outside my house and next day I had a turd shoved through my letterbox. It landed on several pizza menus, took an age to clear up and sent my cat wild.
This was all very suspicious and I was already wary of things afoot, but yesterday morning was the clincher and now means that I have binned my mobile forever.
The night before I had made just a little call to an innocent phone line called Big and Bouncy. Purely to pass the time nothing more. I am a man, as I have said in the past, I can get what I want, when I want it. I just had time to kill before I had to put my pinny on and scrub the kitchen floor. Anyway, I made this call as I say, to pass the time, no one knew about it.
However next day I had a knock at the door and went to find a gentlemen in a pinstriped suit there, briefcase in hand.
"Hello Sir" he said. "I am in the area looking for houses with young families. I was wondering if you would be interested in buying a bouncy castle?"
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