Lindsey Lohan has apparently demanded that all male members on the crew for a sex scene in her new movie strip off. Well you can demand all you like love, you can even get down on your knees and beg, then perhaps I shall drop my pants for you. Seize the moment as they say...
Internet trolls made the headlines once again this week with an idiot on Twitter sending offensive tweets to Olympic diver Tom Daley. The comments were concerning Tom having let down his late father, Tom who came fourth in the world in his event this week, having been one time FINA World Champion, two time European Champion, two time Commonwealth, six time British Champion, four time British champion at Junior and nine time ASA National Champion at Junior and Adult.
Meanwhile our twitter friend isn't even a champion in his own bedroom. With his awesome use of the english language on his YouTube videos, I am sure that his has made his parents very proud...
Proper respect to those great British Olympians: Opposition Buzz, Imperial Cavalier, High Kingdom, Miners Frolic and Lionheart, who kept to the original Olympics tradition and competed naked.
Jess Varnish who was competing in the team in the cycling with Victoria Pendleton apparently went off too early and they unfortunately got disqualified. I am afraid that if I was being chased by Victoria in lycra, not only would I have let her catch me, I most certainly would have gone off too early.
The newspapers reported this week of a lady who had an encounter with a "4ft boa constrictor" in her bath that she described as a "banana". Well I am sorry young lady, but it wasn't a snake, and I have to apologise for being in your bath at the time.
The racist Daily Mail surpassed itself last weekend with comments made in a review of the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics describing the family section impossible with no chance of finding "an educated white middle-aged mother and black father living together with a happy family...". Even for them this was a horrendously racist piece, which once over Twitter, they hastily re-edited to mean the complete opposite.
And finally, as there was a glorious glut of magnificent medals collected for TeamGB it was wonderful once again to see the overpaid and brainless footballers fail to perform like the hard working, unrecognised and talented athletes, rowers, and cyclists and all had throughout the week. Sadly, give it a couple of weeks and the true stars of sport will be forgotten once again and the pantomime performing football stars will be the "heroes" once again.
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