Friday, 3 August 2012

In Cinemas Today: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Cat Days

OPENING TODAY AT A CINEMA NEAR YOU
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID
CAT DAYS

DAY ONE: That bully rubbed my face all over the cats turds this morning. I got up and had a second nose, all brown stuck to the side of my face.

DAY TWO: Bully made me eat a dead starling that the cat bought in for my lunch today.


DAY THREE: Bullies mates pinned me down while bully held the cat over me while it brought up a fur ball this afternoon. It went right over my face and I swallowed a little bit of it.


DAY FOUR: I was tied to a post today by bully, and the neighbours cat used me as a scratching post.


DAY FIVE: Bully rubbed my head in a fully damp litter tray today and made me stand in the street until all the bits dried and fell off.

DAY SIX: Bully had shaved the back end of the cat this morning, and with super glue he stuck it onto my chin. He said without that I would never get a beard.


AT A CINEMA NEAR YOU NOW
DIARY OF A WIMPY KID
CAT DAYS

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