PHWOAR!!! Look At The Silver Sealed Bag On That!

The Co-Op have got their knickers in a twist over those naughty old lads mags it seems. Issuing an ultimatum to the publishers that they require a "modesty cover" for the filthy things so that they can continue profiting from selling them.

It would seem that some of the customers have had a grumble about seeing Kelly Brook's melons on the shelf while they test their plums for firmness in the fruit and veg aisles. If indeed there have been complaints. It could be that the whole thing may be engineering a bit of publicity for them or even they might be reacting to pressure from feminist campaigners, who are very active at present with many of the governments plans for online security over porn.

It would seem that the Co-Op are however doing a cover-up at present in many stores in any case:

So with these black covers over the mags it must be that we are dealing with a new species of children with Superman X-Ray powers and if that is the case no ladies bras and panties are safe from viewership even your granny.

However I get silly as is my want, this is a very serious business. I cannot help but see an outrageous double standard against us menfolk. I have not myself made a point of purchasing fashion magazines, but I believe you ladies do and I present exhibit A, an old cover of Vanity Fair:

Explicit but maybe not quite so suggestive I grant you, but that leads me to exhibit B, a much more recent offering from W magazine:

A little more suggestive maybe? However of course this is in the name of Art and that means we can get away with anything doesn't it!

I suspect that if Kim wants to get her knockers out again the Co-Op will be fine if its on a ladies lifestyle magazine, but if those breasts dare go near the cover of Esquire, Front, Nuts or any other of those filthy rags, its the silver bag treatment as them there breasts are going to corrupt our children!

Another mag that should be banished from the Co-Op shopping aisles is Rolling Stone, a serial offender if ever there was one, whether is be the cast of True Blood almost presenting their goods or Miranda Kerr keeping a good cover in front of the shrubbery:

So Co-Op if you are truly planning on protecting the fragile minds of the children that come in your store for their lollipops, I believe you are going to have to spread your view a touch wider, or maybe perhaps have a good think whether this material really does cause damage at all.

In the meantime I would be grateful if you could cover-up all that Justin Bieber material on your shelves. I really do find it quite offensive!