The following is an extract from the latest book by J. K. Rowling. Reader discretion is advised as it contains explicit content. Certain words have however been edited to prevent extreme offence.
Harry sat in the dorm at Hogwarts school and stared down at the table. Taking from his top pocket his Galleon credit card he scraped the white powder into a thin line.
Rolling a crisp piece of paper into a tube he lent forward and inhaled the substance quickly and crashed back in the chair.
'I feel like I am f***ing flying on a broom, man!' he yelled as he fell off the chair.
From the floor he looked up at Hermione, who sat in the chair alongside him. She had a worried expression on her face as she looked down at him.
'Hey babe', Harry said from the floor. 'Wanna bit of fun?' and he grabbed her thin panties between her legs.
'Feels nice and wet there, you must be ready for my magic wand, luv!'
He tore at them and Hermione gave a strangled scream of distress and got up to run for the door. Grabbing her leg, Harry pulled her to the floor and rolled on top of her as she screamed for help.
Just at that moment as Harry fumbled with one hand in his trousers to get his c**k out and keeping a finger of his other hand in Hermione's c**t, the door burst open.
'Get off her Harry, what the hell are you doing!' cried the flame haired Ron Weasley from the doorway.
Harry stared up at him as he lay on his side across the prostrate Hermione his erect penis visible to all.
'Keep f***ing out of it you ginger haired c**t, can't you see she's f***ing begging for it?'
At that same moment the door burst open once again and ducking through the door came Hagrid.
'Hey Harry! Call that a d**k, this is a d**k' he cried as he dropped his trousers.
'Oh my!' cried Hermione.
'Yeah babe, some of us are big in every department...'
The full book Harry Potter And The Casual Vacancy is not available in any good or even bad bookshops.
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