The Friday Fry-Up - 22nd June 2012

Condensed moments of madness from the past week.


Too late for last weeks fry-up, news reached me of the antics of one Kate Wilson (thank you @DomRobinson on Twitter) a nineteen year old supermarket sweeper in the most awesome of senses.

Appearing in court last week for parading naked through Tesco's while on a legal high, young Kate finished her antics by karate kicking a policeman. Personally if I had been there I would have had to have got my hands on the hot baps in aisle three and would no doubt have left a slip hazard in the aisle as well.


England beat Sweden. Whoop! {Place holder below for follow-up after Tuesday's game}


Russell Brand this week cornered Graham Norton, telling him off for making his mother cry after bringing up his divorce with Katy Perry. I wonder if Russell himself has ever done anything that made his own mother cry? Hmmm...
Likewise, if my mother was still alive, as a fan of Dudley Moore, I am certain that Russell's performace as Arthur would have made her cry. So button it Brand.


Despite his performance at Queen's at the weekend, the England football team were unable to get the paperwork in order for David Nalbandian to take to the field on Tuesday.

Sue Barker takes action again David Nalbandian!

So people want Gary Barlow to return his OBE because of his flexible tax payment system, when they are missing the true reasons he should return it, in other words Cheryl Cole and Grace Jones.


So anyway, our right honourable Prime Minister, Mr David Cameron hit out at Jimmy Carr that he had been "morally wrong" to have taken  part in an entirely legal tax avoidance scheme. Much like his fellow MPs and himself had taken part in a "totally within the rules" expenses system.


It was nice to see the mad man that is Dave Lee Travis back on the screen this week, albeit briefly. In an interview on the ITV lunchtime news he was he usual insane self.

Apparently England won, so are playing again it would seem. This was all thanks to the marvels of Wayne Rooney's new toupee.
It's not a toupee you say?
No, you must be wrong, only a Bruce Forsyth could look that ridiculous.


Having been given the task of installing the new software for Natwest. Let me apologise to you all after I installed Max Payne 3 instead.