Under heavy threat from The Voice, Saturday night saw Simon Cowell beat a hasty retreat with his trousers half down, therefore wearing them the same as everyone else. Who would have known that spinning chairs would have been required to defeat the might of the Cowell, most people thought that ordinary ones would have managed to beat the crap on show on Britains Got Talent.
Managed to successfully finish the London Marathon, despite the batteries failing in the TV remote.
Awesome performance from Chelsea the other night, she really does play a great character in Waterloo Road.
Sad to see my poor old buddy Rupert "the bearly there" Murdoch getting so much stick on Wednesday and Thursday. It was obvious he was innocent of all wrong doings and didn't to be honest have much idea where indeed he even was. Fancy asking him all them questions. I mean, who knew that the Conservatives won the 1992 election? And surely it was totally unfair to say that his newspapers were political, I mean they have always made sure that they are supporting the winning party, that can't be political can it?
Damn disappointing that A Small Mind has not been selected to be the new judge on the next series of Strictly Come Dancing. I even told them that I would be happy to wear a dress if they needed to be sure of a fair sex balance between the judges. To be honest though, I am still trying to work out whether the other one is Bruno or Craig, I sincerely hope that its not Len.
Jeremy Hunt, what a... thoroughly foolish person.
Went into Greggs the other day and they stuck a thermometer in my pastie before paying for it. Thank god it wasn't my sausage...
Just got back from a screening of Avengers Assemble and was extremely disappointed. Crazy enough not to have Emma Peel or Purdey in it, but to have dropped John Steed is just insane.
I was going to write some more stuff, but I am afraid that I have had a Murdoch moment...
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