Strike For A Fight.

So a small mind today resides in a country hit by a strike. Civil servants and teachers have come out in rightful protest over alterations to their pensions because they are apparently not sustainable. Much like I am sure that the MP's and council chief execs pensions are "not sustainable".

However they of course are in charge and are more than happy not to be all in it together. Mr Cameron and his cronies are all very comfortable in assuring that their existence will be comfortable when they retire. Which for them I am sure will be the right side of 65 if they wish it.

So across the country the unemployed shall remain unemployed for today. The learning to drive will remain that way for a further day. And the to be educated will be uneducated for today. All rightfully so, as they need to make their point to those in charge, albeit no doubt totally ignored as the likes of George Osborne sits in the Wimbledon Royal Box enjoying the jolly old tennis, as the teachers march in the streets to try to ensure that they can retire while they are still above the ground.

However old David Cameron and Michael Gove had a plan to keep the schools open for today, so that those parents weren't inconvenience by those evil scum going out on strike. Bright idea? Those parents can go in and look after all the kiddies that those evil teachers don't want to teach. The very essence of David Cameron's Big Society, get somebody to do something you should be paid for, for free. After all those peasants ain't got no money, so they can't be doing anything else with their time can they? The most they would be doing it downing another beer from the supermarket or eating a pizza in front of Jeremy Kyle. Let them do something worthwhile with their miserable lives.

There was also a glorious distinction between our two leaders because of todays strikers. Jolly old chap David Cameron's children were going to be OK today, because what oh chaps, their school was going to be open. However Nicky Clegg was going to have to keep the kiddies at home because their school was closed. Another slap in the face for old Cleggy.

However a small mind has had one wonderful perk from this schools being closed lark. Upstanding citizen of the neighbourhood that I am, I am providing day care for a number (not really sure how many) of 5 to whatever year olds at the rather special offer of only £50 each for the day. And of course I am a totally responsible person to look after, how ever many, kids I am currently looking after. Whether they destroy all the furniture in the process, matters not as I am a member of the big society (not working free though, don't forget Cameron) and love to help out my community for just a small fee.

However I feel I may need to stop writing at this time as I am sure I can smell burning from downstairs and I suppose I better go and check. Toodle pip.